Doctor Reacts To FUNNIEST Onion Medical Headlines

26-Apr, 2020
2 486 218 Ko‘rishlar soni

I've been a fan of The Onion for many years. For those of you unfamiliar, the onion is a satirical newspaper that focuses on current events. I have seen it trick people on Facebook before. Anyway, let's enjoy a nice laugh during a difficult time such as this.
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  • If my doctor brings in a medical assistant without my permission, is it okay to tell them that I am uncomfortable with that?

    Heidi H.Heidi H.20 soat oldin
  • Doctor Mike I know it might not be something usually on your channel but if you could talk about the difficulties in areas with limited doctors or insurances blocking you from finding an appropriate doctor for you. As a woman of color with a number medical conditions I have been dismissed multiple times. However what makes it worse is my insurance won’t cover those doctors that are appropriate for my care....

    Mary Elizabeth MinnsMary Elizabeth Minns23 soat oldin
  • ok look youtube, just because i have watched almost nothing but Dr Mike the last 24 hours doesnt mean i want med school

    C CatC CatKun oldin
    • Are you sure about that?

      Uganda KnucklesUganda KnucklesKun oldin
  • In the Computer game "Life & Death', you can start appendix surgery without gloves, drapes, hand washing, or, betadine! The Chief of Surgery does get upset, though.

    Mike HolmstromMike HolmstromKun oldin
  • 7:07 same thing in korean entertainment industry. You must have "american teeth" in industry

    Sabastian AnugrahaSabastian AnugrahaKun oldin
  • I would like Dr Mike to read thirsty tweets . I like his laugh

    I NGI NGKun oldin
    • Lol

      Jake JohnsonJake JohnsonKun oldin
  • Just switch the bracelets on the baby

    malik windenmalik windenKun oldin
  • Dude they lauphed at yhe grandfathers being switched but it litteraly happened in a hospital they switched two old man's bodies and it's only by curiosity one family opened to see the corps to find that it's not theirs

    only destielonly destielKun oldin
    • Wouldn't that happen at a morgue

      This Life Of MeThis Life Of MeKun oldin
  • Dude they lauphed at yhe grandfathers being switched but it litteraly happened in a hospital they switched two old man's bodies and it's only by curiosity one family opened to see the corps to find that it's not theirs

    only destielonly destielKun oldin
  • Hmm... I was at my university's medical center (about 15 years ago so maybe things have changed) and my doctor brought a student in. Like an undergrad student. I wasn't asked. She never touched me or did anything to me so maybe that's why, but she did observe. Then again, this same doctor told me I had anxiety when my ICP was so high I started going blind due to pseudotumor cerebri so...

    Michelle BakerMichelle Baker2 kun oldin
  • American obsession with perfect (looking) teeth causes more issues than it cures.

    A.C GA.C G2 kun oldin
  • If the physician has both a medical and veterinary degree, you could get the same primary care for your pets as well as the rest of your family, but that is veeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrry unlikely. Almost impossible even.😜

    Megan DunnettMegan Dunnett2 kun oldin
  • If they didn't do it wouldn't there be no patient privacy unless they talk about what they did do

    M00RE GAMINGM00RE GAMING2 kun oldin
  • 🤣

    Terri FieldmanTerri Fieldman2 kun oldin
  • now i know where anti vax moms came from, the onion

    Raivis J.Raivis J.3 kun oldin
  • I remember 6 years ago when I thought this was real 😭

    NisoticNisotic3 kun oldin
  • I mean I got misdiagnosed with liver failure when all I had was a bad gallbladders. I didn’t find out I was actually in the last stage of my liver failure when they removed my gallbladder and took a sample from my liver. Talk about ptsd from doctors

    izabella izzyizabella izzy4 kun oldin
  • American health insurance providers fill me with existential horror and if the NHS crumbles, I'm offing myself.

    DeepFriedSaltDeepFriedSalt4 kun oldin
  • Dr. MIke...seriously....I listen to Alex Jones...we are not idiots. He can be a little over the top sometimes, but we are not idiots.

    Tami RamosTami Ramos4 kun oldin
    • www.politifact.com/article/2018/aug/07/why-infowars-alex-jones-was-banned-apple-facebook-/

      Jake JohnsonJake JohnsonKun oldin
  • 7:30 that reminds me an episode of F*R*I*E*N*D*S, where Ross overused a whitening product and his teeth glowed in the dark...

    Domundt GregorDomundt Gregor5 kun oldin
  • the zoom while he says “does your doctor have crows feet? that means they care” i’m losing my mind that was perfect editing

    jayjay5 kun oldin
  • There's an ELderly Living Facility called Sycamore Living. Say it slowly. (If you havent' gotten it by now it's Sick Of More Living)

    Catherine PaciCatherine Paci5 kun oldin
  • I remember a pediatrician who finished using liquid nitrogen and shouted, "MOVE AWAY, I'M GONNA DUMP IT ON THE FLOOR!" She proceeded to dump it on the floor and it was pretty awesome, ngl.

    The_Lemon_DragonThe_Lemon_Dragon5 kun oldin
  • 😆

    Jeanine EddieJeanine Eddie5 kun oldin
  • Dr. Mike: "If you overbleach your teeth, it will make your teeth sensitive and it will hurt. Be careful" Ross: *nervous sweating*

    Hana BeeHana Bee5 kun oldin
  • Daum dude haven’t seen the onion in a while

    Hello this is a very long name From 13 yearsHello this is a very long name From 13 years6 kun oldin
  • Yes, letting it loose. Nothing weird about thattttttt

    Philip KaiserPhilip Kaiser6 kun oldin
  • Remember that episode of Friends where Ross had a date so he over bleached his teeth? The girl had a black light in her living room and his teeth were glowing in the dark... 🤣🤣🤣

    Paige TurnerPaige Turner6 kun oldin
  • 1:40, also the beauty trend of removing the pinky toe.

    Benjamin HagenBenjamin Hagen6 kun oldin
  • The Onion started in Madison Wisconsin. And their gritty journalistic realism and integrity is epitomized by headlines like: Giant pizza slice shaped alien space ship lands on Capital Hill . Aliens children as food objects.

    Steve SloanSteve Sloan7 kun oldin
  • I'm sans

    Sans UndertaleSans Undertale7 kun oldin
  • Find the right SURGEON! 1st guy wasn't a sarcoma specialist and talked about all of these revolutionary sarcoma treatments....and never even did a biopsy!!!! Thankfully found a surgeon in Seattle who is not only a sarcoma surgeon, but so talented and great bedside manner. So great they refer to him as 'the dragon' ....and his young residents were always extremely good looking when they came into my hospital room after my surgeries obviously not necessary but such a great bonus! ;) hahaha!

    Molly KleinMolly Klein7 kun oldin
  • 09:00 "Eating well past the point of feeling full" - I have never forced myself to eat an extra 1/4lb of salad because I thought it would be going to waste.

    Phi TsfPhi Tsf7 kun oldin
  • Doctor Mike: "It's called a diffibulator" Erm.... deffibrilator?

    SshortySshorty7 kun oldin
  • 6 million subs and I've never heard of this channel.

    C RC R7 kun oldin
  • So I was getting a condition looked at, and the examining doctor wasn't really sure what the cause was. Then brought in another doctor and she was like "wow." and the first goes "I know, right?" and there I am just standing there hoping they can just figure out a treatment because I've been waiting for a month for this appointment, suffering from my condition. I glance behind and see there's a med student there too.

    gh3ttoduCanadagh3ttoduCanada8 kun oldin
  • Funny enough my father went on a diet, he is 6 foot 4 inches and weighed over 320 lbs, he eats a lot. He went on a pretty much zero carb diet, but eats like 6 massive salads a day, and/ or eggs and bacon ( almost 12 eggs and a pound of bacon ) I tried to tell him eating healthier doesn't work so well if you still have massive portions. He has lost almost 30 lbs so ill give him that...

    Jacob HeideJacob Heide8 kun oldin
  • Throwing shade at Alex Jones... he deserves so much more than shade being thrown at him.

    ZeldagigafanZeldagigafan8 kun oldin
    • www.politifact.com/article/2018/aug/07/why-infowars-alex-jones-was-banned-apple-facebook-/

      Jake JohnsonJake JohnsonKun oldin
  • Dude 1:47 isn't even a joke

    miss Anie Bananiemiss Anie Bananie8 kun oldin
  • I was in the US once, and had an injury (fell down steps and hit my head off the wall) and I saw the bill, and I freaked out

    Audrey StrouseAudrey Strouse9 kun oldin
  • OH! THIS is where karens get their “medical” advice!

    DuckDuck9 kun oldin
  • I live in Germany, and I have NEVER once been asked beforehand if I was ok with the doctor bringing in a student. I normally don’t mind, I mean, They need to learn, of course. But when I had my wisdom tooth removed, I was conscious, the local anesthetic wasn’t doing well for me, I was in pain durin the whole 2 hours it took the doc to remove all 4 teeth and cut my lip band.... and the guy brings in a student while I’m lying there bleeding, crying, and starts EXPLAINING in detail what is going on and .... Yes, I still have flashbacks sometimes and I’ve gotten a lot more sensitive with anything related to my mouth. That guy was awful, never went there again :( my point is: yeah, please ask before bringing in a student. Sometimes it makes me as a patient feel like an object or “an interesting specimen”.

    birdgveebirdgvee9 kun oldin
  • stop

    dubMassdubMass9 kun oldin
  • Not even lying my first child i was in already medicated when i was asked if some medical students could observe..... I would not have said yes normally so for my next 2 kids i specifically stated no students months ahead of time. I did allow one student or trainee in for the 2nd one only for the epidural placement phase

    MarrisaPlaysMarrisaPlays9 kun oldin
  • You say chest compressions but only if the person hasn't got a detectable pulse right? That's one of the benefits of an AED, it detects the rhythm and calculates whether the person is in need of a shock and whether they need CPR. Wouldn't it be bad to give someone chest compressions if their heart is okay?

    nagchampanagchampa9 kun oldin
  • Wish we who have to deal with the VA got a choice in who our primary care physician is but we don't might be why the VA has more bad outcomes than any other medical group in this nation.

    Brishan SwordsBrishan Swords9 kun oldin
  • When I was 33 I had a stroke, I was 135lbs and 5'8". I didn't smoke, I wasn't on birth control, I exercised every day!! I was admitted to a teaching hospital and the residents were adorable!! They asked to come in and observe, around 10 of them, trying sooo hard to hide their excitement! I have never been stared so hard at in my life!! It was a scary terrible day, but I got TPA within 2 hours of onset, so 17 years later I have mostly recovered. I have some neuropathy in my left side when I get tired. But I think of those residents sometimes and I giggle. Having the poker friends in to observe I'd what made me think about that story. Have a great day! My best friend is a DO, so I love DOs. Keep up the good work ❣️

    Danylle EdsonDanylle Edson9 kun oldin
  • I also love how he doesnt know to open a door and smashes it to go into the room

    thepersonwhoeditsthepersonwhoedits10 kun oldin
  • All the paintings in his home are beautiful

    MonikaMonika10 kun oldin
  • Doc Mike: "the dirtiest, meaning the most infectious full of bacteria and viruses part of your hand, is the finger tips" Me: slowly removes finger from mouth

    GreenwhateversGreenwhatevers10 kun oldin
  • Dr.Mike: if your doctor has crow's feet they care Me: no it doesn't

    Ky'lee's YouTube channelKy'lee's YouTube channel10 kun oldin
  • Something I don't understand, the doctors tell you no water to drink for days at a time , but can't give you enought salene solution. No food for days but they want you to poop so they give laxitives. It always struck me as strange.

    Colin BrownColin Brown10 kun oldin
  • That insurance one isn't satire juat r/technicallythetruth

    Dominic GallegosDominic Gallegos11 kun oldin
  • Feels like his rant about dealing with insurance companies encapsulates what almost all doctors have to go through in this country. :(

    Jeff AbbottJeff Abbott11 kun oldin
  • I have been with a few of my friends for support to a few appointments

    Kearstinne kenersonKearstinne kenerson11 kun oldin
  • That Onion line about pets rings true. I watched a UZworld video where a doctor, was on call from zoos, it turns out animals have the same diseases and illnesses as humans, heart disease, arthritis, etc...

    mike stokesmike stokes11 kun oldin
  • Doctor you're so cute

    RiRiRiRi11 kun oldin
  • I just love how The Onion nails the absurd article headlines so well that there's also a subreddit for similarly absurd stories that AREN'T from The Onion.

    Witty EuphemismWitty Euphemism11 kun oldin
  • Why did you say planters wart like that 😂 I had a cluster for over 2 years about and never heard a doctor say it like that lol

    Kathleen LewisKathleen Lewis11 kun oldin
  • I really have a serious issue. I was wondering if you could give me some advise? My ritestines hurt!

    Melinda RiveraMelinda Rivera12 kun oldin
  • Watching this because I could a D+ on my end of term Honors Geography project. Gosh, I need a break...

    Mary MohrMary Mohr12 kun oldin
  • 'does your doctor have crows feet? that means they care' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Éabha HealyÉabha Healy12 kun oldin
  • dr.mike’s laugh is more contagious than covid 19😆

    Jessica CarbajalJessica Carbajal12 kun oldin
  • I need more money

    Kayla SKayla S13 kun oldin
  • TBH there’s 2 kinds of Healthcare Professionals after running a Code: “Whoooooo! I’m so pumped!!!” And “I think I might be sick”

    Zoe ZZoe Z13 kun oldin
  • Ur using the cheapest razor ever literally there is red in Ur chin but u have a new rollex

    Jade BroderickJade Broderick13 kun oldin
  • Youre not a real doctor are you.. cmon

    Deep StateDeep State13 kun oldin
  • am I the only one who thinks it is hilarious it took him 12 seconds to understand the witness protection bit XD

    Teddy MargolesTeddy Margoles14 kun oldin
  • Nerd: I'm the Smartest. Me after watching two Doctor Mike videos: *a r e y o u r e a l l y ?*

    SamiTheCuberSamiTheCuber14 kun oldin
  • 0:02 its actually true if you eat good foods like meat your body uses all of it

    ToastIsNotBreadToastIsNotBread14 kun oldin
  • The grandfathers being swapped is just making up for the fact they were also swapped as babies, so they’re being swapped back.

    Professor SundayProfessor Sunday14 kun oldin
  • i like to watch your face and your smile

    women dzwomen dz15 kun oldin
  • Hey remember when the onion was just satire

    Josh DJosh D15 kun oldin
  • Internet dwellers: COPPA The medical intelligentsia: HIPPA

    Matt SuguiMatt Sugui15 kun oldin
  • Wait wait--People are bleaching their teeth??

    RaskadRaskad15 kun oldin
  • Oh man, I had to go to the County Hospital emergency room. So, it turns out that I had a fibroid in my uterus that was the size of a 5 month old fetus. So, you could see it. I looked pregnant. The resident or whatever was like, “I have never seen something like this, can I call another resident in here to gawk over it to?” Sure why not. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    The Niyamas Travel ProjectThe Niyamas Travel Project15 kun oldin
  • Are we gonna talk about how dr.mike was a semi pro poker player

    Clartacus .0Clartacus .015 kun oldin
  • Hey Mike, can you/have you done a video on how to find a good PCP? I have not had a regular doctor since I was a teen (26 now), and I'd like to find one :)

    SendPrudesSendPrudes15 kun oldin
  • Wait... Are Dr. Mike's couch pillows... Maps?

    Cedar FranklinCedar Franklin16 kun oldin
  • Why do the ads on TV for the hemorrhoid cream ANUSOL, say AN-YU-SOL? There is no such orifice as your "ANYU"!

    Theraphim HebraeorumTheraphim Hebraeorum16 kun oldin
  • cAn someone explain the witness protection joke pls

    Glox AliGlox Ali16 kun oldin
  • I used to always pick up the free print copy of the onion...still love it, but I miss the print☹️

    pancakewaitresspancakewaitress16 kun oldin
  • 4:30 I just got an add for an alcoholic beverage... I just might need a few to understand that.

    Eli CromerEli Cromer16 kun oldin
  • “You owe me half an hour of my life back” is basically any call with health insurance companies. Except it’s way longer than half an hour while arguing that yes, a blood sugar meter is necessary for someone with diabetes.

    Claudia Q-SClaudia Q-S16 kun oldin
  • Funny story. When leaving the hospital after my oldest was released. She was 1 at the time. The nurse forgot to take off the bracelet and all kinds of alarms went off. Elevators shut down and doors locked. Security was there in less than 5 minutes.

    Cynthia NationsCynthia Nations16 kun oldin
  • "Defibulator" my man... no. DefibRillator. And after 2 years in an animal ER, still never gotten to use ours =(

    whisperingmistswhisperingmists16 kun oldin
  • Lol who else understood HIPA?

    Front Line MedicFront Line Medic16 kun oldin
  • My boss went to vet school with somebody who became both an MD (human doctor) and a DVM (vet), so he really could treat the whole family!

    Allie MLAllie ML16 kun oldin
  • 6:05 For comparison, Alex Jones is more credible than CNN.

    Daniel HodgsonDaniel Hodgson16 kun oldin
    • www.politifact.com/article/2018/aug/07/why-infowars-alex-jones-was-banned-apple-facebook-/

      Jake JohnsonJake JohnsonKun oldin
  • 0:57 I was actually concerned there for a split second when he said he had it 😅😅

    JessicaJessica16 kun oldin
  • I feel like most doctors I've been to have been judgemental when I've misunderstood something.

    88marome88marome16 kun oldin
  • This entire segment was hilarious! 😂

    Deidra Shanee'Deidra Shanee'17 kun oldin
  • 🖤🖤🖤

    Kimbal BurleighKimbal Burleigh17 kun oldin
  • Me when his eye started to twitch when he was talking about the insurance: 😟

    RichardLucy PowersRichardLucy Powers17 kun oldin
  • sorry,i'm married

    lexiconloverlexiconlover17 kun oldin
  • When my mom was giving birth today the doctor asked to bring in medical students and my mom was a little busy with birthing a human so she said sure so when she was giving birth to me there was a group of medical students taking notes on my birth. I’m so happy I could help 😂

    Janelle MackmerJanelle Mackmer17 kun oldin
    • LOL :')

      Sophia NguyenSophia Nguyen17 kun oldin
  • "Doctor Gets Triggered by Satirical Medical Headlines"

    KoolMBKoolMB17 kun oldin
  • I'm curious Dr. Mike, when was the last time you did chest compressions? Your enthusiasm for proper compressions should be shown in a video on a mannequin or something to promote education and getting CPR certified! -Paramedic who is also a pre-med student.

    Kende HareKende Hare17 kun oldin
  • That white teeth thing is true. When I studied abroad in Australia, a bunch of people jokingly told me they knew right away that I was American based on my teeth.

    Natalie MarieNatalie Marie17 kun oldin
  • silly lil junior doc!😊

    Shash kumarShash kumar17 kun oldin
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