Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

3-Noy, 2019
5 835 573 Ko‘rishlar soni

If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.
Please submit more burns down below, I just might chime in =]
If you have an idea of something you want me to cover in-depth, please let me know because I take your requests seriously. We will be back with more Medical Drama Review/Responding to comments Series in a couple of weeks so please submit more names of shows/questions you'd like for me to watch/answer. Love you all!
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  • "Most accidents happen one mile from your home." He's not wrong if you were born on a highway.

    Saucy JellyblobsSaucy Jellyblobs2 soat oldin
  • "you have a small StEThoScOpe"

    Zoe SusserZoe Susser4 soat oldin
  • Jerry should eat more apples 🍎

    OlenkaOlenka11 soat oldin
  • i shoulda said ummm who you

    Sana RashidSana Rashid17 soat oldin
  • ¨I would roast you but my mom said I'm not supposed to burn trash.¨ That one is sooo old.

    Dekaiyree ChapmanDekaiyree ChapmanKun oldin
  • I would roast you but it’s hard to roast so thing that’s already been burnt

    Lori PlaysLori PlaysKun oldin
  • Im not russian but what he said was " yes i do speak russian"

    Gabriel LoraGabriel LoraKun oldin
  • Hold on, is he Russians?

    Royal GarageRoyal GarageKun oldin
  • I might be alone on this, but he kinda reminds me of Lin-Manuel Miranda

    Edie GregoryEdie GregoryKun oldin
  • Waaw les gens sont si méchants envers toi... Je me demande pourquoi

    Maha KacimiMaha Kacimi2 kun oldin
  • 2:18 ah, so you're the type of guy to wash his hands before taking a shower.

    Cat Loving TrioCat Loving Trio2 kun oldin
  • Does sponge bob have diesel arms? Lol 😂

    Krista BrownKrista Brown2 kun oldin
  • My favorite roast: 2:51

    Liv DavisLiv Davis3 kun oldin
  • Lol... Funny u can't get some people like anonymity

    kleine.blumekleine.blume3 kun oldin
  • 10:04 69

    Helen GorelikHelen Gorelik3 kun oldin
  • Holy hell, I thought a girl was down there for a second at 10.44 (In my defense, didn't know he had that dog!)

    Manilka SheranManilka Sheran3 kun oldin
  • Mike saying “I get lonely” hurt me

    Kate McKennaKate McKenna3 kun oldin
  • when he spoke in Russian I froze and re watched

    Jai's_worldJai's_world3 kun oldin
  • 10:04 MIKE WHY DID U WRITE 69 ANSWER THIS

    alicorn uwualicorn uwu3 kun oldin
  • "how old are you? Oh no that's gonna be creepy * writes 69 and deletes it quickly*"

    Cozmo77837 B.KCozmo77837 B.K3 kun oldin
  • 1:52 Вау я удивлена, ты застал меня врасплох

    Светлана ЗолотухинаСветлана Золотухина3 kun oldin
  • My roast: No wonder you single😂the way you slide into people's DMs. It needs work

    Psychotic CoconutPsychotic Coconut3 kun oldin
  • I am the only one who is adoring Dr. Mike's smile? 😆

    Andrea WAndrea W4 kun oldin
  • Bro this guy don't curse and isn't toxic AND CAN TAKE A JOKE! That's THE BEST THING ABOUT DOCTOR MIKE

    Marwa IrfanMarwa Irfan4 kun oldin
  • When your house is a mile away from the highway 😂.

    dawnafultondawnafulton4 kun oldin
  • Hes not an accident. Hes saved many lives

    Philip KaiserPhilip Kaiser4 kun oldin
  • Jerry wasn't up to the task hahaha

    Conscious CommitmentConscious Commitment4 kun oldin
  • to be honest i never noticed your ✨thighs✨ until you mentioned it in videos

    SUPERB TIKTOKSSUPERB TIKTOKS4 kun oldin
  • Dr Mike. If most accidents happen within 1 mile of your home, maybe you should move.

    Par GolfPar Golf4 kun oldin
  • The first one is unoriginal and has been used many times...

    HCHC4 kun oldin
  • The only reason you wear shirts so tight is because you crave physical intimacy.

    miss Anie Bananiemiss Anie Bananie4 kun oldin
  • The last part of this episode was like an episode of " Catfish"

    NatalieNatalie4 kun oldin
  • 2:36 for some reason this laugh just made me fall in love with you 😂😂

    MoinmoinMoinmoin4 kun oldin
  • 1:50 and it was at this moment zarlashtkm got russian'd

    veldora rimuru tempestveldora rimuru tempest5 kun oldin
  • How the hell does he look better with a black shirt.... After i shower i look worst 👀

    Pamela GuerreroPamela Guerrero5 kun oldin
  • Wow, my family and I were helped out a lot by the red cross, its cool to see that people donate to them.

    Emily WoodstockEmily Woodstock5 kun oldin
  • Он говорит по русскиии. Аааааааааа, просто краш на все времена!!!! I love you so much!!❤️

    Давид ГайтукиевДавид Гайтукиев5 kun oldin
  • Some are jus plain bland copy pastes

    Lucifer MorningstarLucifer Morningstar5 kun oldin
  • Doctor Mike: gets dogs Me :he's a Docter Me realizing :that he's a Docter who doesn't need protection cause if he gets hurt he know what to do

    mohammad khattabmohammad khattab6 kun oldin
  • Unless you backtracked you spelled “too” wrong in your message 😂

    Brian KlingenfusBrian Klingenfus6 kun oldin
  • Could you have a collab with Doc. Nassif and Doc. Dubrow from BOTCHED. 😊

    MariettaMarietta6 kun oldin
  • Your mom is so fat thanos hadda full on clap

    Sasuke SamuraiSasuke Samurai6 kun oldin
  • Poor Dr. Mike but he aint Sakura with her huge forehead

    Demon LullabyDemon Lullaby6 kun oldin
  • wow thats cool he acc remembered russian

    Sasha IsheninSasha Ishenin6 kun oldin
  • 2:00 was from dork diaries and the first roast was from a vine or something

    HuffleBuddi UuUHuffleBuddi UuU6 kun oldin
  • Did no one notice that Docter Mike liked his own comment

    Preethika ReddyPreethika Reddy6 kun oldin
  • Dr.mike: but it makes sense. NO IT DOESN'T

    Ky'lee's YouTube channelKy'lee's YouTube channel6 kun oldin
  • How long till you get covid cuze your a doctor right?

    Char DChar D7 kun oldin
  • Are we just gonna ignore the "Why doesn't your blood clot when you're asleep?" DM....? 😂🤣

    PicklenuggetsPicklenuggets7 kun oldin
    • Now I wanna know

      PicklenuggetsPicklenuggets7 kun oldin
  • I feel like other than maybe generally being busy (which is annoying) you are probably a decent guy but I do enjoy watching your videos. I wouldn't even be comfortable roasting you but the old toothbrush comparison to your hair was a good one. Thanks for the entertainment!

    Cierra CondraCierra Condra7 kun oldin
  • Why you laughing at "you're a dentist" is it bad or smthing ?

    BBT TvBBT Tv7 kun oldin
  • Did anyone see he found a match on furbo

    Yolk gamingYolk gaming7 kun oldin
  • I feeeel like... there’s nothing wrong with washing your hands after a shower. 😬

    Gabrielle FlewellingGabrielle Flewelling7 kun oldin
  • bruh that inbred one was GOLD it should've made the list

    aml horsegirlaml horsegirl7 kun oldin
  • 1:51

    Tejas BaradeTejas Barade7 kun oldin
  • The picture of you and your dog Roxy made me sad. It’s a beautiful picture ... beautiful, beautiful dog 😍

    Thaneth RqThaneth Rq7 kun oldin
  • I finally found a good doctor shes a lot like you we need more of yall. I'm agoraphobic but i feel safe heard and cared about. THANKS FOR BEING YOU!

    Keight TrinityKeight Trinity8 kun oldin
  • I did that once in elementary school I said aren’t we going to have homework today but lucky the teacher didn’t hear me and asked what I said so I asked can I go to the bathroom and got bitched at by the students for the rest of the year

    Wesleys TarantulasWesleys Tarantulas8 kun oldin
  • I want him to read thirst comments!

    ChristinChristin8 kun oldin
  • *typing you* typed 69 insted

    Nathanael NicholeNathanael Nichole8 kun oldin
  • Just trying to make a roast U should go walk in a puddle with socks on

    lily vuonglily vuong8 kun oldin
  • The one that makes me think is when someone said "you look like the type of guy who washes their hands after a shower" because I do wash my hands but that's after I touch the door. Like why are they inferring?

    flowers and sunshinesflowers and sunshines8 kun oldin
  • I seek Russian too (привет)

    ShadytendroShadytendro8 kun oldin
  • Я был моментально шокирован, когда он заговорил по русски.

    Mon CrMon Cr8 kun oldin
  • 2:55 Hey Mike Don't worry about it. You are looking at that person as if they were just another human being. Believe it or not it can actually be really helpful to make them realize that u r actually having fun.

    The NoGoatThe NoGoat8 kun oldin
  • You gotta have some thick skin to do this I'd be crying in a corner halfway trough

    Vinnie PVinnie P8 kun oldin
  • I sense haters in some of those roast cuz its like they want to burn you completely than just roasting you But ill try to roast you here Ill try my best i guess? Your fore head is the most attractive thing in your face You know why? Its larger than your whole face

    Josh LazarteJosh Lazarte9 kun oldin
  • 1:50 when you try to roast someone but it urns out your the roasted one

    Josh LazarteJosh Lazarte9 kun oldin
  • I don’t know what Deek means (wow just wow) I thought u were a doctor

    Arianna DavisArianna Davis9 kun oldin
  • "Why did my wife leave me" I get it-

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  • The one with Molly.. Dr .. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤭

    Alex SAlex S9 kun oldin
  • What if your house is 1 mile from the highway

    ZacAndLili McDonaldZacAndLili McDonald9 kun oldin
  • Dr Mike please heart my comment. I want to feel appreciated by someone who everyone loves but almost none of us can access directly.

    Baby GirlBaby Girl9 kun oldin
  • Mishka and Masha :) for that childs movie that I totally don't watch

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  • 1:50 translation: yes, i speak russian

    a laptop usera laptop user9 kun oldin
  • 10:47 so sweet! If I was walking the streets of NYC and I saw him and Bear the first thing I’d say is “May I pet your puppy?” Don’t take it as a roast I say the same thing about Hugh Jackmans puppers

    Beckie EmpowHERSBeckie EmpowHERS9 kun oldin
  • These are so mean! But also so funny 😆 Likeee I could never I’d actually get maddd and I can tell that he did get put off by a few 👀

    Beckie EmpowHERSBeckie EmpowHERS9 kun oldin
  • Your eyebrows are fine.

    Michelle TavoianMichelle Tavoian10 kun oldin
  • 0:42 i guess i am allergic to you haha

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  • I am the "charity" of my choice😂

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  • Did u see after he deleted how old are u because he didn't want to come off creepy his phone typed 69 like sir that could of gone very creepy right there

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  • “Burn on you -” “...Ma’am” I feel like he retains his vulgarity purely for the sake of his editor lol

    Ewa KozakiewiczEwa Kozakiewicz10 kun oldin
  • 10:03 why type 69? ಠ_ಠ

    F a c i a l - n e s sF a c i a l - n e s s10 kun oldin
  • ‘Does spongebob have diesel arms or no?’

    Tirzah JoyTirzah Joy10 kun oldin
  • 3:51 People mentioned he was triggered when asked about knowing Russian See this!

    Niranjan RNiranjan R10 kun oldin
  • Your under arm sweat so much you make the Pacific desert Pacific Ocean

    Ethan MoodleyEthan Moodley10 kun oldin
  • Sorry Im vegan I don't roast pigs

    Bxtch_WolfieBxtch_Wolfie10 kun oldin
  • Mike, you know you don’t have to buy all your clothes at Baby Gap, right?

    EfforexEfforex11 kun oldin
  • Does anyone know the title of the outro song?

    PalathaxxPalathaxx11 kun oldin
  • Ich liebe dich ❤

    Lisa DotzauerLisa Dotzauer11 kun oldin
  • 10:03 I love how he erases how old are you and accidentally types, "69" 😂😂 Noice

    Rick MongiaRick Mongia11 kun oldin
  • 4:51 HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT DANNY DEVITO LIKE THAT?!

    Crazy OwlCrazy Owl11 kun oldin
  • You really talk like a grown toddler, the way you said "for real?" Proves it.

    Keizi Ryan de la GentrKeizi Ryan de la Gentr11 kun oldin
  • You Are the kinda guy who would spoil a movie for a kid

    Linda TangayiLinda Tangayi11 kun oldin
  • I live next to a state highway 😢

    Breckon CarterBreckon Carter11 kun oldin
  • Nobody: Literally nobody: Dr. Mike: picture profile

    Lucas PalliscoLucas Pallisco11 kun oldin
  • He's so sexy 🤤

    EvogerouEvogerou11 kun oldin
  • I can't believe he didn't want to chat. Lol

    Deanys D DreamerDeanys D Dreamer11 kun oldin
  • I got a 25 second unskipabble ad before this video.

    DoodlePlayerDoodlePlayer11 kun oldin
  • If i were the winner and doctor mike ask me where will the donation go i would say my wallet foundation

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